If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep

 

“Man: “I want to give myself to you.” Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”"

 

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life

 

Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law

 

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