- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
- “Man: “I want to give myself to you.” Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.””
- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life
- Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law
- Hello world!
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Monthly Archives: July 2010
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was … Continue reading
New dialling codes for SA in the pipeline The Independent Communications Authority of SA (Icasa) has released draft numbering plan regulations that could result in South Africans having to learn a raft of new dialling codes if fully … Continue reading
Warning..!!!! Warning..!!!! Warning..!!!! Just last weekend on Friday night we parked in a public parking area. As we drove away I noticed a sticker on the rear window of the car. When I took it off after I got … Continue reading
Within seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head’s office at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing. "I’m a light bulb" … Continue reading
Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs? Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.He said ‘How … Continue reading
My job is secure. No one else wants it.