My husband is—how should I put this—cheap, once going so far as to reuse the freezer bags our grown daughter Molly left behind after a visit. Needless to say, it gave me a start when, looking through the freezer, I found packages labeled steak, chicken breast, and Molly.
- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
- “Man: “I want to give myself to you.” Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.””
- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life
- Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law
- Hello world!
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