Have you ever tried to throw out an old garbage bin? Can’t be done. For the last month, I’ve had it out there every single week, and the garbage men don’t get it. I even put a sign on it, ‘garbage.’ What do I got to do, put it in another garbage bin? No, not going to do that.
- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep
- “Man: “I want to give myself to you.” Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.””
- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life
- Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law
- Hello world!
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