Within seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head’s office at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing.
"I’m a light bulb" answered the public servant.
"I think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get out of here – that’s an order – and I don’t want to see you back here for at least another two days! You understand me?"
"Yes sir", the public servant answered meekly, then jumped down, logged off his computer and left.
The second worker was hot on his heels.
"Where do you think you’re going?" the boss asked.
"Home," he said lightly. "I can’t work in the dark."