Monthly Archives: August 2010

New Product from STANDARDBANK. / lol

FW: New Product from STANDARDBANK.     Go for it Guys New Product from STANDARDBANK. STANDARDBANK now finances iLobolo. The Bank gives you a Lobola Loan and you pay back on a monthly basis (instalments). When you fail to pay … Continue reading

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A very interesting conversation

A VERY  INTERESTING  CONVERSATION An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.  He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and .. . .. Professor :   … Continue reading

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Chuckles

  A Durbanite walks into a pub in Cape Town and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Coloureds are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give R500 to anybody in here who can … Continue reading

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

  Okay. A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. The doctor says; Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father; THAT’S IT. YOU GET STRESSED. You say; But … Continue reading

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B tches ’til the End

  Bitches ’til  the End! Man, I’ll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ … Continue reading

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Chuckles

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need … Continue reading

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Silly Man

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"The Lord responded, "So you … Continue reading

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