A Durbanite walks into a pub in Cape Town and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Coloureds are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give R500 to anybody in here who can drink 10 Beers back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Durbanite’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Durbanite on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Coloured.

The Durbanite says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of beer. Immediately the Coloured tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Durbanite sits in amazement. The Durbanite gives the Coloured the R500 and says, " where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The coloured replies, "Oh … I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."


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