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Talking about YAMJ Installer released

 

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YAMJ Installer released

YAMJ (Yet Another Movie Jukebox) has been the community’s favourite Movie Jukebox software running on your PC to organise media files and information for your media player. Since AC Ryan started working with the YAMJ developers to officially bring YAMJ to Playon! users, the response has been great. Many betas further, it’s almost time for an official Playon! firmware capable of supporting YAMJ.

To improve the entire YAMJ experience, we have created a YAMJ Installer so you can install YAMJ in a easy one step process (rather than downloading and installing different parts separately like before).

The YAMJ Installer is available for download on PlayonHD.com>Support.

Naturally, you are welcome to also pop into the ACRyan.com/Forums community to talk and share with fellow Playon! users and YAMJ users. There’s a YAMJ sub-board in the community development board dedicated to YAMJ… enjoy, and YAMJ-on!

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Talking about That new plus (HD Audio enabled) version of Realtek processor

 

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That new plus (HD Audio enabled) version of Realtek processor

Rumours have been rife on the media player grapevine for a while about the “plus” version of Realtek processors (1073 and 1283). Some forums have been referring to it as ‘plus’, some as ‘DD+’. We have heard our users via email, phone and community forums, asking about this HD Audio enabled processor.

The actual processor name is 1073DD C+ and 1283C+. AC Ryan has been shipping Playon!HD and Playon!HD Mini equipped with this new processor since April 2010. Yes, since April. We are one of the first (if not THE first) to ship with this processor as soon as it was available. We have not made any announcement about this new version of the processor because the firmware SDK (Software Development Kit) from Realtek to support the new “HD Audio enabled” feature has not been ready… until recently. Without that firmware, the new HD Audio features are not enabled. During this transition period, HD Audio is officially not supported.

Now, our HD Audio enabled firmware for Playon!HD and Playon!HD Mini is almost ready. Yes, you can expect a release shortly. Watch out for it. We will be announcing support of HD Audio officially only after that new firmware is released.

What does this mean? It means if you’ve purchased your Playon!HD and/or Playon!HD Mini recently, you will be able to enable extra 7.1 HD Audio after updating with the coming HD Audio enabled firmware update. In addition to the currently already supported FLAC 7.1 and AAC 7.1, which specific HD Audio will be additionally supported?… more details when the new firmware is released..

NOTE: You need to update your Playon!HD / Playon!HD Mini with the latest Beta firmware (Official firmware to be released soon). Only in the latest Beta firmware can indicate the new DD C+ in the setup system information. Previous firmware will indicate DD even when your Playon!HD is a DD C+.

For the future potential owners of Playon!, we have also now started re-labelling the Playon!HD and Playon!HD Mini with new product codes ACR-PV73100P+ and ACR-PV73200P+ respectively. However, we want to emphasise that with or without this new product code, all Playon!HD & Playon!HD Mini PURCHASED from July onwards is guaranteed of this new processor.

The new Playon!DVRHD (ACR-PV76120) digital video recorder + media player, expected to ship from end of July, will also ship with the new HD Audio enabled version 1283C+ processor from day one.

Should you have any doubts or questions, check with us – on AC Ryan Community Forums www.acryan.com/forums. Naturally you are also welcome to email us rotterdam@acryan.com or call one of our offices in Netherlands, Czech and Singapore.

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Only in SA….

 

SPEEDING FINE FOR THE  POLO

 

 

 

 

 Click here to try WinSMS for free

 

 

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ACCIDENT

 

Hi All

 

Please say a prayer for my mother in law, as she was involved in an accident!  

 

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New Product from STANDARDBANK. / lol

FW: New Product from STANDARDBANK.

 

 

Go for it Guys



New Product from STANDARDBANK.

STANDARDBANK now finances iLobolo. The Bank gives you a Lobola Loan and you pay back on a monthly basis (instalments). When you fail to pay your instalments,  STANDARDBANK does the usual repossession and sells the wife as a 2nd Hand wife at an auction to recoup their loss.

Most guys are vying for this as it makes divorce easy and less costly. If you don’t want her anymore you simply miss payments and she’s taken

 

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A very interesting conversation

A VERY  INTERESTING  CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has
with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.  He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and .. . ..

Professor :   You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student    :
  Yes, sir.
Professor :
   So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student    :
  Absolutely, sir.
Professor :
   Is GOD Good ?
Student    :
   Sure.
Professor :
   Is GOD ALL – POWERFUL ?
Student    :
   Yes.
Professor :
   My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to  GOD to Heal him.
               Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
               But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )

Professor :   You can’t answer, can you ?  Let’s start again, Young Fella.
             Is GOD Good?
Student    :
  Yes.
Professor :
  Is Satan good ?
Student    :
  No.
Professor :
  Where does Satan come from ?
Student    :
  From . . . GOD . .. .
Professor :
  That’s right.  Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student    :
  Yes.
Professor :
   Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student    :
  Yes.
Professor :
  So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)

Professor :   Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
              All these terrible things exist in the World, don’t they?
Student    :
 Yes, sir.
Professor :
  So, who Created them ?
(Student ha
d no answer)

Professor :  Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you..
             Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student    :
 No, sir.
Professor   :
 Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student    :
 No , sir.
Professor :
  Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
          Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of
GOD for that matter?
Student    :
  No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor :
  Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student    :
 Yes.
Professor :
  According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
             Science says your GOD doesn’t exist.  What do you say to that, son?
Student    :
 Nothing..  I only have my Faith.
Professor :
 Yes,Faith.  And that is the Problem Science has.

Student    :   Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor :
  Yes.
Student    :
  And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor :
  Yes.
Student   :
  No, sir. There isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student    :   Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
              a Little Heat or No Heat.
              But we don’t have anything called Cold.
              We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that.
              There is no such thing as Cold.
              Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
              We cannot Measure Cold.
              Heat is Energy.
              Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student    :  What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor :
 Yes. What is Night if there isn’t Darkness?
Student    :
 You’re wrong again, sir..
              Darkness is the Absence of Something
              You can have Low Light,   Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
              But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn’t it?
              In reality, Darkness isn’t.
              If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor :
  So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student   :
  Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor :
  Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student    :
  Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
              You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
              You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
              Sir, Science can’t even explain a Thought.
                     It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
              To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
              Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.  
              Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
              Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor :
  If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student    :
  Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student    :   Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
              Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
              Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
              Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )

Student    :  Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor’s Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student    :  Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . .. .
             No one appears to have done so.  
             So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
            Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
             With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent.. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor :   I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student    :
 That is it sir . . .  Exactly !
             The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
             That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

That student was Albert Einstein.
Concentrate on this sentence


‘The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.’
Something good will happen to you today. Something that you have been waiting to hear. This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear. Do not break! Send it to a minimum o f 7 people…… . …. JUST DO IT!

 

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Chuckles

 

A Durbanite walks into a pub in Cape Town and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Coloureds are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give R500 to anybody in here who can drink 10 Beers back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Durbanite’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Durbanite on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Coloured.

The Durbanite says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of beer. Immediately the Coloured tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Durbanite sits in amazement. The Durbanite gives the Coloured the R500 and says, " where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The coloured replies, "Oh … I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

 

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DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

 
 
Okay.

A beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

The doctor says; Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a father;

THAT’S IT. YOU GET STRESSED.

You say; But that baby is not mine;
The girl said; you are the father of her baby;

YOU GETMORE STRESSED.

…and to prove your innocence demand a DNA test. The police arrive, and a DNA test is done.
The report comes inaccording towhich you are infertile and can never become a father.

WHAT? YOU GETEVEN MORE STRESSED!.

Anyhow you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving home.

………….. And then you start thinking; At home I already have 2 kids.

Whose are those????

NOW THAT’S WHAT REALSTRESSACTUALLY IS!!!!!

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B tches ’til the End

 

Bitches ’til  the End!
Man, I’ll tell ya, women can be cold until the end!


The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’


The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.


‘Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. So, let’s head to the club and have a martini.’

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis.

They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, ‘I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.’

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.


After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, ‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS!   Why did you do that?’


‘Because I don’t want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I’m gone.’


And THAT, my friends, is what is called,
‘Putting Your Affairs In Order
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